Wednesday, January 26, 2011

你知道吗?

每当我需要你时 ,

你都不在. . .

Monday, January 24, 2011

Nine Words that Women Use

(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6) That’s Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

(I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).



(8) Whatever:

Is a woman’s way of saying F*** YOU!



(9) Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

Friday, January 21, 2011

对你来说,女朋友重要吗?


对我来说,你很重要...

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

I need someone who cares about me...

Sunday, January 2, 2011

2/1/2011

2011年的第一篇

我总觉得2011不是我的好年
这两天都过得很不顺
很多问题就这样突然冒了出来
事情也不是如我预期地发生

这两天过得真的很痛苦

你可以让我赖着吗?

可是你也是问题的来源之一

你还在吗?